I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
Randomize
