my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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