I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
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