Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
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I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
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I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
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