i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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