I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
I need to stop coming to work sober
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
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On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
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Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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