girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
this just has baby written all over it
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
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You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
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Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
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