Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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