S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
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