"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I just tried to put my feet in my slippers and found cans of beer in them. Christmas in fucking july.
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
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