Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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