It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
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trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
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Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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