Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
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There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
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I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
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