Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
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I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
I woke up with a russian doll attached to my necklace and a post-it note with "keep babushka safe" written on it. Fuck vodka
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
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Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
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