Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
Randomize
