yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
I'm always down for nudity.
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