I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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