oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
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