he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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