Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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