Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
So for two years my friend Mark has been building a catapult in his basement. Yesterday he realized it's too big to get it out.
You need to give me a reason immediately why he is your friend.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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