I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
That's when you crack a 10am beer
now i know why i became what i already was.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
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