this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
as a side note pls kill me
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