girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
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obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
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Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
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