If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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