SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
I just gargled with NyQuil
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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