Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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