you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
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friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
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