If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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