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The midget we rented got so drunk last night he got carted off in an ambulance
Considering that my ex-wife dumped me to become a lesbian, the Universe owes me a threesome.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
Man, jail baloney is awful.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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