Joe is yelling at the trees again.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
Randomize
