Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
well I can't set my house on fire every night
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
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