Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
What should've been a 10 minute beer run turned into her having a 40 minute mental breakdown in my car while in the parking lot. She then asked if she could live at my house and be my girlfriend. Her finishing act was stealing my peanut m&m's.
Well, when a girl introduces herself as "stormy" and gets your number from her boyfriends phone, I'd say that your situation is to be expected.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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