im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
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You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
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Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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