In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
My vagina just clenched in fear
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
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