i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
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wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
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you are never too drunk for berry picking
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
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