I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
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