Your tits are I can't wait for
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
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