All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
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Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
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My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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