i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
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I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
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I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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