question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
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just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
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She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
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