just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
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cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
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She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
I TAUGHT HER CAT TO SIT. CATS DON'T FUCKING SIT ON COMMAND. BUT THIS ONE DID!
It's basically my crowning achievement.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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