Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
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