How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
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She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
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Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
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