Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
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some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
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Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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