what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
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I need you to use more vowels.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
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