Are we in a gay sports bar?
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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