The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
Mr. Last Night just informed me I told him to be very quiet when he left this morning and high-fived him as a goodnight kiss. Drunk me is slutty and manly.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
I fell asleep while we were Skyping and woke up to his balls bouncing in front of the camera while he sang "Wakey Wakey!" over and over again. Merryfuckingchristmas.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
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