Christians are straight up FREAKS
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
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everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
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it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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