I heard we made out
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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