there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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