Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
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Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
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It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
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