You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
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Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
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My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
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