school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
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Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
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I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
Who put my cat in the fridge?
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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