Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
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Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
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So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
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