I'm drive I can fine osifer
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
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