That's intense
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
Drake has all the answers
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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